woodchuck haiku - 1 aug 2002

hoyt apparently has a woodchuck living in his garden which is eating, nay, devouring his brussel sprouts. he is dealing with it by urinating into the woodchuck hole....or, more specifically, urinating into a jug of some sort, and then pouring the full jug into the hole in a stinking torrent of piss. it is unclear where he is storing this jug until it is full.

little does man know
his urine whets my hunger
for more brussel sprouts

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